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the Huey Lewis song, only about sex toys

I was re-living the 80's the other day.  "I wanna new Drug" the Huey Lewis song, about finding the perfect drug that would instantly make you  feel perfect.  Well I want the perfect sex drug or toy.  Don't get…
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the school of sex

September always seems like the beginning of the year. Forget January, it's all about those new backpacks, and start of the school year that has me thinking of rolling around in leaves and tight Levi's. Big sweaters and football games, is there…
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Would you have sex with someone 60-70 years younger than you?

  Sex and aging, some cool new information on how to keep boffing until they take you away in a box.... I was reading another fabuluous book call Sexual Nutrition, by Dr. Morton Walker, the prolific naturopath.  Anyway,  he did…
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Hungarian men use the most sex positions…

Men's Health Magazine commissioned this survey of how men like to have sex.  Filipino guys apparently like to masturbate most (5 times a week, instead of the usual 4).  No wonder your hot water bill is so high.  Canadian men are unremarkable…
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An affair by any other name

I've been seeing a bunch of patients who are having affairs. For some people it's not a bad option - the guys I see who's wives no longer give it to them and are going to spontaneously combust walking down the street, for those men an affair…
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The Accidental Virgin -maybe a recreated hymen?

I was reading this summer chick lit book at the cottage while my kids ran aound bugging each other.  It was called The Accidental Virgin by Valerie Frankel pink romance novel given to my by my almost sister in law.  Cute story, made…
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Pioneer sex – can you do it with mosquitos buzzing around?

  PBS television (viewed in Canada on HGTV) is running a reality series where two couples live off the land with no technology a la pioneers for an entire year. This is not 39 days in a hot climate with sexy people like Survivor, no this…
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Liquid heat

  I don't know how hot it is where you are, but here in Ontario we are experiencing a sticky 100% humidity, humidex of 41 degrees, stick to the plastic seats kid of heat wave.  It's reeking hell on my sex life. How can you feel the…
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why I love my 26 year old vibrator

I started masturbating before I was 11. I was given a phillips beauty set for Christmas from my proper Scottish Grandmother, (it could adapt to be an electric razor, a manicure set or body cream massager...) and by the end of that Christmas…
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How to seduce someone new, and other parlor tricks

This Robert Greene's book called The Art of Seduction (An Amazing read!)  he's almost nepharious (in the most interesting possible way) about how to turn yourself into a sex Goddess like Marilyn Monroe, Cleopatra, or Eva Perron, or a player…
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