why I love my 26 year old vibrator

I started masturbating before I was 11. I was given a phillips beauty set for Christmas from my proper Scottish Grandmother, (it could adapt to be an electric razor, a manicure set or body cream massager…) and by the end of that Christmas day I had figured where you could put the massaging head to have me a whole new set of amazing, wonderful sensations.  Best damn Christmas present I ever got, and sent me on my merry way. I have since replaced it with a ebay found version (now a vintage model), because it’s still my favourite despite an amazing toybox.
It turns out that how you learn to reach orgasm and become sexual (usually between the ages of 8 and 14), becomes your sexual road map ( as unique as a fingerprint).  So it turns out how you first play with yourself, think about sex, and are first sexual is your basic sexuality until they take you away feet first.  I don’t know whether that’s an argument for more sex in school, or less given there are a lot of very bad, uncomfortable gym teachers forced into teaching sexual health. (those who can’t teach, those who can’t teach, teach gym… or in many cases sex 101).  Soemthing to think about if your 12 year nephew is coming for a visit. Hide those Playboys…