The hazard of getting semen on your hands

As I try to anti-spyware my computer, the intrusive, uninvited, assaultive stuff that sneaks on your system and pops up with penis enlargement spam, I am thinking that in many ways spywear is like a date with a creepy guy.  Pushy, smells badly, and keeps trying to get in your pants.
Some women view porn the same way.  In discussions with some women friends yesterday, it was interesting to see their acceptance or complete rejection of “adult material” (the PC term) fell completely along age lines.  Under the age of 40, the women thought it was almost hip, sexy, and something they used in the bedroom to spice things up. And knowing the categories on PornHub was a badge of honour. Over 40 it was like the Erica Jong quote ” that after watching porn for five minutes you wanted to have sex, after watching it for 30 minutes, you never wanted to have sex again.”
It’s amazing to me how quickly sex is changing.  It never ceases to fascinate me, and I still think being a sex therapist is the coolest job in the world.  I don’t know where I was going with this, but as I muse on porn, the evil of computer viruses – (and it was probably my little brother downloading porn onto my computer when he stayed with me between apartments, that brought into the viruses in the first place), and how many keyboards must glow blue like those CSI episodes with “biological fluid”.
I think semen is cool. It balances your mood when your body absorbs it, has more prostoglandins in then the medications they use to induce labor, is good for your bones and teeth and can be hot when you are craving it. Some people find it icky. But it’s essential to reproduction and you may be surprised that your body can actually crave it. There are websites dedicated to the desire and fetish of sex fluids. 
“Definition. Sexual fluid craving is a condition in which a person has feelings of depression, fatigue and even despair that are relieved when they absorb some sexual fluid, usually male sexual fluid. The condition is most common among women. It affects thousands of young women, as well as some young men. The cause appears to be a nutritional deficiency. Sexual fluid then becomes essentially a “food supplement” that some need.”
If you feel the need for the stickiness and taste isn’t just you. I’m not suggesting that if you happen to like cum you have a fetish (you may as anything that borders on obsessive can be) but there are real scientific reasons you may prefer your partner to be wet or ejaculate. Just saying…
Still feeling the love,
Sue