How to safely have sex during a pandemic. It involves being creative.

There is this great article in Men’s Health magazine that essentially says the safest sex at this crazy time is to masturbate your way through the next weeks of quarantine. Porn Hub gets it. The big porn platform is giving everyone free access to their premium porn. It was so heavily used and re-branded themselves “Stay at home Hub” that so many people using it that it crashed the server. Way to help out the world PornHub.
Government officials are also stepping up and telling you to self-pleasure during this time of uncertainty.
A health official in New York State had this to say about sex while quarantined.
“You are your safest sex partner,” reads the official document. “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.”
So in the interest of keeping everyone healthy it’s time to up your self love and reduce your physical stress. The first thing I suggest is to check out the toys on pinkcherry.com and use up those loyalty points buying new sex technology. There are sex sleeves for men for under $20 (and every guy I’ve ever spoken to loves sex sleeves especially if you run it under warm water), and for women, you can get a vibrating bullet for under $15. Masturbation is a good thing to do when there is nothing else going on. And you are climbing the walls with pent up sexual tension.
If you are lucky enough to be living with your sex partner you are still able to have as much sex as you want. Yay you! If you usually have more sex on holidays when you have the time, reduced stress then this should give you the time to frequently get naked safely. Covid-19 also won’t effect your ovulation, sperm production or fertility if you are trying to get pregnant. I got knocked up during the lock down following the ice storm in Eastern Ontario in 1998 when all you could do was spend time on your back. What better thing to do than shag if you happen to be stuck inside with your life partner? We may not have this kind of pause on the world again in our lifetime. Take advantage of it and increase your frequency.
If you don’t have a partner right now then you might want to try out my $500 four session “let’s find you a great love” therapy program. Read about it here and let’s put the time to good use establishing a relationship. Because of social distancing or state-mandated shelter-in-place guidelines, it’s not okay to go out on dates right now—unless those dates are over FaceTime or some other video chat app. But getting started may be daunting. Let me help.
“The New York City Health Department recently issued guidelines on COVID-19 safe sex practices, recommending against having sex with anyone outside of your household. (In other words, someone you already live with.) The idea of having a “sex buddy”, where you and they only have sex with each other during the pandemic, is not recommended, wrote ob-gyn Jen Gunter in The New York Times. First of all, the idea goes against social distancing, and you don’t actually know how closely (if at all) they’re staying away from other people, she warned.”
I have a list of crazy sex suggestions that might be fun to at this time. There was an article in the British tabloids about using home kitchen and garage items to spice up your sex life. Spatula anyone?
“A duster was next on the list, with 81 per cent giving the feathery object a new lease of life in between the sheets.
And making up the top five is a mirror, with 72 per cent saying they use the everyday item for some fresh perspective with their partner.
Next on the list is a broomstick, with 55 per cent – who possibly have a witch or Halloween fetish – confessing to using it to spice up their sex lives.
Sponges were also used in some sexual adventures, with 47 per cent giving the washing up aid a wild ride.”
Finally this is the time to get better with audio and video sex, sex messenger, and upping the skanky pictures you can send to a partner. No dick pics please and unless it’s the most amazing porn clip ever I’m not going to thank you for unsolicited porn links. But it’s a fun time to try getting out of your comfort zone with existing partners. Be safe everyone and think of how good the sex will be when we get through this time.