Sex Toy Products- The skinny about being a “cheeky tomato”

In the 20’s, being called a “tomato”, meant you were an “adorable woman with flair, charisma, sex appeal, and a flirtatious way about her”.

The cheeky tomato section of my site where I list the products that turn you into the self assured love siren in the bedroom, I call it the sexy things everybody needs in their bedrooms. It’s also the link to my blog, outlines all the any hot topics, and is the place on my site where I can be a little sassy.

The cheeky tomato is also my philosophy that sex should be fun, and intimate (I call it giving sex soul), and being a cheeky tomato, is not making sex more difficult (than it can be) or too weird. Before you found the cheeky tomato section of my site, you may have been overwhelmed when searching for romance products or information from other in-your-face sites that scare everyone, even your friendly, neighborhood sex therapists.

I’ve divided the products into three types of tomato’s; Saucy, Spicy, and Red Hot. I keep the products in each category to the 10 sexy things everyone should have in their bedrooms, and offer only the best, products in the market, and strictly limit myself to the best 10 in the world so as to not be confusing. You’ll find descriptions, suggestions, audio clips, pictures of me explaining them, and the reasons why these will take your sex life into the sticky and juicy WOW zone.

Saucy Tomato:
Is for those who are just learning to experiment, and are wanting to add a few things without resorting to looking like Rosie O’Donnell in Exit to Eden where she scared Dan Akroyd dressed up in black leather. It’s the next step after having “in-out-repeat-if-necessary” sex, where you want to play, but are dipping a toe in to test the water before jumping right in.

Spicy Tomato:
Means you are up to taking a few new risks, (beyond meeting your husband at the door dressed up in nothing but saran wrap). You understand it strengthens your relationship when the sex is fun, creative and interesting. You want to keep it hot, but are not quite ready to dress your spouse up like Little Bo Peep, (I’m sure he would be cute in lace), or have a sex toy that requires it’s own power bar. These are products in the middle, but are the 10 sexy things that will ramp up the temperature.

Red Hot Tomatos:
Means, bring it on Sue. You’ve been to the toy parties, have a few BOB’s (battery operated boyfriends), and are looking for adventure and to fill out your toybox. This is the riskiest section for mainstream women (you want the graduate degree in kinky, you need to try a few other sites), but I’ve got the 10 sexiest things that any Sex Goddess must have in her repertoire. Think of a vat of gelatin, a chicken feather and a 9 volt battery… just kidding, but these products do pack a bit of a jolt.

Having spoken at sex conventions and owned 5 retail stores in my past, I know something about sex toys. I also know that many of them aren’t worth the money. I also know that most people want to be spicier, but have no idea how to use the products.  So I’ve packaged a few kits that go with the definitive how-to audio and video packages. That way you get the best products on the market that I’ve hand-picked, and you get clear, kind, happy, and loving instruction on how o use them with your sweetie. The big piece that was missing from sexual information is somewhere between short and dirty porn, to clinical (your doctor doesn’t know he’/shes an exert in runny nose viruses) dry not-very-detailed facts.

This is the place to come. I’m a very experienced sex therapist and I try to make sure you’ve got the best product with as much grace and integrity as I can muster.  We start small and before you know it, you are way, way way better in bed than any of your friends and neighbors, and have the hottest, sexiest, and most connected  relationship out there.