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Important safety tip. No expanding foam in your penis.

No one should ever consider using expanding foam or any other foreign object in his or her urethra. We recently heard of a woman in the UK who found out the hard way that this isn’t something you mess around with. She was trying to keep it hard and ultimately ended up having to give up on her penis. Ouch.

But it’s not just about being careful about what you put in your body. It’s also important to get health advice and safety tips from professionals. Whether it’s from Catherine the Great or from someone who’s tried something new, it is important to remember that we all have the same body parts and trying out new things can be great until it isn’t.

To that point, forget about the expanding foam, something that should definitely not be tried for sexual play because the damage it can cause. Though the Ghost Busters theme song urges us to “not cross the streams”, we can take a leaf from their book and definitely not use expanding foam in urethra either.

Though some sex practices can get pretty crazy and weird, we heard of one nurse’s convention in Thunder Bay where people were pretty wild – apparently, pulled a whole bag of carrots out of someone’s rectum.